A MARTA Patron’s New Year’s Resolutions*

2 Jan
  1. Hire an attorney and sue someone
  2. Get hair extensions
  3. Go back to school – any school
  4. Attend events that happened four months ago
  5. Shop at Macy’s more
  6. Participate in a clinical trial
  7. Don’t beg
  8. Get a better phone
  9. File for bankruptcy
  10. Buy a car

*As deduced from ads in stations, vehicles and bus stops

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