1. A rubber-banded bundle of MAC lip glosses (Not in the boxes)
2. A reduced-fare Breeze card
3. Several brands of baby formula
4. Newports
5. Mini-bottles of liquor
6. “Socks! DVDs! Socks! DVDs!”
7. A “gold” chain wadded up in a paper napkin
8. A plastic bag of costume jewelry and a “leather” jacket
9. A mix CD: $5, unless you only have $2, in which case he’ll take that
10. A copy of Creative Loafing
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