- You have only a very faint idea what the “top-end perimeter” is.
- You don’t know what or where Spaghetti Junction is.
- When people stagger into work groaning about how “Highway xxxx was backed up all the way from xxxx Boulevard to Exit xxxx and it took me 30 minutes just to get to xxxx Road!” you say “Wow!” or “Really?” even though you don’t know what they’re talking about.
- It never occurs to the other party in the above conversation that you might not know what they’re talking about.
- You’ve heard, but never actually listened to, a traffic report.
- You buy a lot of your stuff at grievously unfashionable places because the low-profile boutiques and out-of-the-way markets are too much work to get to.
- Cute shoes are something to be picked up, looked at wistfully, and put back down.
- When you go somewhere with a visitor who drove in from out of town and they ask “Where do I park?” you don’t know.
- Your driving directions are sometimes not to be trusted because you navigate at least as much by landmarks as by street names.
- About once a week you reflexively pull out your Breeze card instead of your debit card to pay for something.
- You see the same people on the street downtown so much that they long ago stopped asking you for money.
- You can take your jacket off, move your bag from one shoulder to the other, talk on the phone and walk, all at the same time, without slowing down.
- You don’t know what the big deal is about the parking at Atlantic Station.
- When you get a Zipcar you’ll probably either forget to turn on the lights or which direction to push the turn signal lever.
- People think you don’t have a driver’s license.
- You carry a bag, not a purse.
- You don’t leave home in the summer without baby wipes, a few paper towels and maybe an extra shirt.
- You can walk up the escalators at Peachtree Center faster than people half your age or 30 pounds lighter than you.
- You carry something with long sleeves in the summer if you know you’ll be riding a bus.
- Although you’d never say it to anyone, you don’t know or care how much gas is.
- The City of Atlanta’s Office of Cultural Affairs‘ competition to redesign the lobby of 72 Marietta Street for use as a gallery space is in its second phase, with the list of competing firms down to four.
The building was left vacant in 2010 when the Atlanta Journal-Constitution moved to offices in Dunwoody and the paper’s parent company donated the building to the city a few months later. The short-listed firms will present their designs to a panel on June 28, the winner of the competition will be announced July 1 and the gallery is scheduled to open in October.
- If you’re still in the air about which way to vote in the July transportation tax referendum, or you have questions you haven’t been answered anywhere else, you can pull up a chair at one of the Atlanta Regional Commission’s 12 “wireside chats” in June. The conversations with local officials will take place over six days in June and give voters a chance to speak directly to representatives from each of the 10 counties in the Atlanta region.
Here’s how the event works:
“Advertised 6 weeks in advance, citizens will be asked to sign up for any of the 12 chats providing a phone number at which they can be reached. Several days in advance they will receive email reminders with background information attached. The night of the scheduled conversation, citizens will be called at the number they registered and have the opportunity to ask questions. Any question not answered live will be answered in writing following the call. “
Registration open now, online and at 404.463.3227.